Two Point Hospital
In short: Two Point Hospital is a simulation game released in 2018 by Two Point Studios, available on PC, PlayStation, Xbox and Nintendo. Our score: 8.5/10 (highly recommended). Lowest price we found right now: $7.50.
Humorous hospital simulator
Two Point Hospital is the spiritual successor to Theme Hospital, bringing hilarious medical management to modern gaming with fictional diseases and quirky cures. Players build and manage hospitals across multiple scenarios, each with unique challenges from earthquakes to epidemics. Diseases are wonderfully absurd — Lightheadedness gives patients literal lightbulb heads, while Mock Star turns them into Freddie Mercury lookalikes. Hospital design requires balancing treatment rooms, diagnostic facilities, staff rooms, and patient amenities. Staff management involves hiring, training, and motivating doctors, nurses, and janitors. The campaign escalates in complexity with star ratings that unlock new scenarios. DLC adds new locations and diseases. The dry British humor permeates every aspect from radio announcements to patient interactions.
Game details
- Developer: Two Point Studios
- Publisher: Sega
- Release year: 2018
- Platforms: PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo
- Category: simulation
Our review
Two Point Hospital is a delightful and engaging simulation game that successfully revives the spirit of Theme Hospital for a new generation. Developed by Two Point Studios, many of whom worked on the original, this game oozes charm and humor from every pore. The core gameplay loop involves designing, building, and managing a series of hospitals, each with unique challenges and bizarre illnesses. From patients with "Light-headedness" (literally a lightbulb for a head) to those suffering from "Cubism" (square heads, naturally), the game constantly throws hilarious ailments your way, requiring creative and often comical solutions. The management aspects are surprisingly deep, balancing staff happiness, patient queues, room layouts, and financial stability. As you progress, new treatments, equipment, and staff types unlock, keeping the experience fresh and rewarding. While the initial learning curve can be a bit steep for newcomers to the genre, the intuitive UI and helpful tutorials quic…
Pros
- Hilarious and charming humor
- Deep and engaging management mechanics
- Visually appealing and characterful graphics
- High replayability
- Nostalgic appeal for Theme Hospital fans
Cons
- Can become repetitive after very long play sessions
- Initial learning curve can be a bit steep for new players to the genre
- No significant overarching story
FAQ
- What is Two Point Hospital?
- Two Point Hospital is a simulation game developed by Two Point Studios and published by Sega. It was released in 2018 and is available on PC, PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo. In the game, you are tasked with building and managing a hospital, curing bizarre illnesses, and training your staff.
- What platforms is Two Point Hospital available on?
- Two Point Hospital is available on PC, PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo.
- Who developed Two Point Hospital?
- Two Point Hospital was developed by Two Point Studios.
- When was Two Point Hospital released?
- Two Point Hospital was released in 2018.
- What kind of game is Two Point Hospital?
- Two Point Hospital is a simulation game.
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Last updated: 01/04/2026